Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

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Mar 29, 2020 7:00 PM EDT

These funny random tweets can work wonders for awakening that laughter buried deep within. They're silly, strange, and ridiculous. 

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    Product - eļi @shrikemp3 whenever i make coffee my cat will stand on the counter next to me and wait to be poured his own little cup of milk so we can have our drinks side by side
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    Text - my name is no. @om_eye_goodness can't wait to take my cast iron grill out of the dishwasher and cook a nice well done steak.
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    Text - Christopher Ruz #TheRaggedBlade o... @ruzkin DO NOT APOLOGISE WHEN YOUR PETS JUMP INTO THE FRAME ON ZOOM CALLS. Was just in a conference with the CEOS of a major US org and Muffin jumped on my lap and the whole conversation stopped, IS THAT A CAT, SHOW ME THE CAT! Everyone needs cats in these trying times.
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    Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [holding my cat like a baby] the apocalypse is here cat: [scratches me] me: no. we must remain calm
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    Face - | Special guest in our Zoom faculty chat. This is surreal. welets and other We can hear yo - you teaching compositio, ? All write. All write. All write!" Love Reply PheteGrid
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    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Got a big Saturday planned, may go to the dining room later possibly the garage too if there's time, probably just play it by ear.
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    Advertising - Well played Cinema Theater, well played. Cneny emg Goodman MOU PLAYING EVERYURERE HOME ALONE
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    Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Well, um, actually a nice little Saturday, we're going to go to The Laundry Room, rotate some laundry, maybe do some folding, stuff like that. Maybe go to The MailboX, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
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    Floor - A happier day @AHappierDay My roommate Jillian is gone for a few months and my cat adores her. Autumn doesn't understand why Jillian won't come out of her room, so she's been leaving presents outside Jillian's door. Every morning I wake up to this.
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    Text - Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky I've always thought of eating a full pint of ice cream as an evening thing but actually, if you set your mind to it, you can eat a full pint of ice cream any time of day!!!!!
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    Text - Dan Regan @Social_Mime My friends and I used to call each other to figure out whose house we're partying at. Now we text each other Pinterest recipes.
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    Text - Netflix US @netflix We will be removing the "are you still watching?" feature because we know you all have nothing better to do right now therecoveringproblemchild 3/24/20, 9:11 PM
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    Text - Michaela Shaw Kandzer @michaelalshaw If I would have known that the last time I went to TJ Maxx was the last time l'd go to TJ Maxx I would have went a little harder
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    Text - "This is the third store l've been to for flour. Apparently all of SF is gluten tolerant now." Coverheardsanfrancisco
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    Text - Michelle Clarke @MichelleMClarke Me following Eddie's storyline on A Million Little Things: GIF >
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    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Questions my toddler asked me this week: - Which is better, a tree or yogurt? - Do frogs know that they are frogs? - Why do they still make regular blueberries when the chocolate ones are better? - Were you ever alive? How about your kid?
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    Text - tom @pilau Amazon: your package will be delivered on WNednesday me: WHEN IS THAT
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    Text - Adrian Chen @AdrianChen Someone needs to invent Zoomroulette, where you can click a button and drop into a random business meeting, university class, or friend hangout.
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    Text - aaron @aaronneedshelp when your friend finally sees the red flags in the person theyve been dating Genius O @Genius · 1d what's news to you, it ain't news to me
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